i’m telling my kids this is Britney, bitch

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Nikola Tesla

My mum forcing me to remember her password to her email

because u are a joke

“I’m glad you handled that really well you were super calm the entire time” me inside:

El coronavirus no me puede matar porque yo morí el día en el que Spidy no pudo salvar a Gwen.

No me la creo. Neta no me la creo 😣

FIRST LOOK: Steve Carell is the head of Space Force, the newly formed sixth branch of the US Armed Forces. John Malkovich, Ben Schwartz, Jimmy O. Yang, Diana Silvers, and Lisa Kudrow co-star in @realSpaceForce, created by Carell & The Office's Greg Daniels. Premiering May 29

15 years ago, a "flagrant personal intentional foul" ended one of the most highly contested basketball games in recent memory.

📣It's confirmed that Taika Waititi will direct a new #StarWars movie👉imdb.to/taikastarwars

It’s always “Appa, yip yip!” Never “Appa, how are you coping with the vast amount of social injustice in America amidst a global pandemic while simultaneously dealing with your own crippling anxiety and depression?”

@S0LSTlS

me and the boys on September 11th (the first day of the NFL season)