Okay I know I just appeared and then disappeared, but I’m for real here. I’m just slow and old, forgive me.

This old man has still got it 8)

Seductive Sunday? Featuring dad bod?

Morning. I’m tired today, or maybe it’s just because I know it’s Monday. 🥱

Would you date someone who … ? 1 - Probably not. 2 - Most do around these parts. 3 - I probably have before, but I wouldn’t moving forward. 4 - Yes 5 - Yeah 6 - Usually an indicator there’s something wrong with them 7 - No 8 - 8) Leave emoji for q’s.

I ended up taking a small nap and had a nightmare about bad customer service lmao

Honey mustard will always reign supreme when it comes to chicken tenders.

MY KEYS STICK SOMETIMES SO IF I REPLY WITH A MILLION ELLIPSES OR QUESTION MARKS, IT’S NOT A SIGN OF AGE, I SWEAR. The all caps definitely is though.

Old habits die hard, man.

#NewProfilePic

You know who’s looking really good nowadays? Kaya. Someone give me his number.

What would you call this look?

*taps mic with excessive feedback* This thing on?

Why does my jacket look crafted from trash bags?

She’s hot. 🥵

Oh shit, it’s day light savings. I was wondering why it didn’t feel as late as it was.

I wanna know who green lit this.

What do we think of the facial hair? Is it giving Johnny Depp or homeless man?