these fireworks started going off as soon as the first chorus of casual started and it felt like a religious experience

H-O-T-T-O-G-O that's that me espresso what if he's writtteennnn mine on my upper thigh i could eat that girl for lunch TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so americannnn i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker

WDYM THEY MISSED

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.

now this is strategy

brat summer (stomach flu) got me on the brat diet (bananas rice applesauce and toast)

then do an arms embargo, diva.

Genocide is not “self-defense.”

love to click "no borders" on my excel spreadsheets. like hell yeah brother. one world ✌️

For me it’s always been my emotional support witchy white woman in her 40’s

WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider

guys it’s true what they say I started taking vitamin d and I am now truly unstoppable

keep my I voted sticker on until Tuesday so people don’t think I didn’t vote

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch

instagram really thinks I want to buy this mushroom coffee but really I keep watching the ads because they explain the health benefits of different types of mushrooms and I love to learn mushroom facts