"Hold me, take me, never release me..."

My next dog will be a Staffy

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I’m gonna meet all my fitness goals with all the walking I’m about to do

He’s quoting from books that don’t exist. City 2-0 incoming

We really are the same country undergoing multiple simulations

Ndagarisa ndisina kuenda kumaoontz oontz. I need to step out of hibernation soon

Ça devient de plus en plus clair de pourquoi des Américains tirent sur des tornades (ce sont des gros attardés mentaux).

Money bouquets have some of the cleanest dollars you’ll ever see

📌Cabinet today: The Government has approved a deal with a consortium led by JR Goddard to develop 271 hectares of commercial land near Victoria Falls. The land, Lot 1 of Jafuta Estate, is in the Masuwe Special Economic Zone within the Kavango-Zambezi Transfrontier

I’ve finally caught up 😭😭😭

Maroverwo aitwa vapfana vedu kuDerby Day uko? Unoshaya pekunyara napo

I need to make more money

Castle Double Malt is actually a decent beer

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