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Margarita Mcbride

@mmcbrideeee2

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Musicaholic. Lifelong bacon aficionado. Gamer. Subtly charming organizer. Travel fanatic.

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calendar_today11-06-2016 16:25:08

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Margarita Mcbride

10 years ago

Alarm clocks should come with sounds like 'tiny doll feet scampering into the closet' because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT.

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Margarita Mcbride

10 years ago

How do I gently tell people that I don't want to speak to their babies on the phone ever again?

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Margarita Mcbride

10 years ago

I turn down my radio to park my car.

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Margarita Mcbride

10 years ago

Sex is like music: for every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.

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