this business about men feeling sooooo underappreciated. feeling like their real problem is that nobody appreciates how great they are. my god. do something worth appreciating then!

using this website post-elon is a lot like eating meat — i can’t really morally defend it if i think about it, i know it’s destroying the planet, but my life is organized around its consumption. the only serious philosophical question becomes whether or not to kill myself

A Che Diaz comedy concert would heal me rn

When I was in my early 20s I played with a chamber orchestra that performed a lot of forgotten works from the classical era, many of which were so dull it was easy to see why they'd been forgotten, and all of which were better than this trash

stop using chatgpt i can feed you misinformation too and im also beautiful and funny sometimes

5 years since the pandemic started and boy am I normal

I have a coworker who is convinced I have a magic green thumb when in reality I just neglect plants until they're bone dry and then soak the shit out of them and repeat this cycle every 2 weeks or so

something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I’m scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home

It is not enough for someone to take this cat in and love him I'm also looking for volunteers to bring harm to the person who abandoned him

I personally deserve to have a private garden area in a walkable neighbourhood

i just want to be clear that lilacs belong to everyone so if you see me clipping, walk away

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life

One of many reasons i can never leave here, at least once a year we have 30 Rock Day and I never know when it will be but it always delights me

Buck Buckley moved to NY I guess

My bad let me add one of these next time

There are Buddies everywhere for those with eyes to see #911twt

i hate having a body i should just be a floating thing