"Are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed??" Me:

i will never forgive spotify for this

i'm on the plane episode of Grey's Anatomy y'all.... 😩

(😭😭) this emogi means 😭😭- aww 😭😭- hahahaha 😭😭- no 😭😭- proud 😭😭- eww 😭😭- so happy 😭😭- never 😭😭- thankyou 😭😭- yes 😭😭- wow 😭😭- love you 😭😭- hate you 😭😭- sorry 😭😭- obviously 😭😭- your the best 😭😭- please

aint no way 💀

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

deleting notes & pdfs are so satisfying

when I realise I used the wrong personality on someone:

God bless Texas.

Uma. Coisa. Que. Eu. Amo. Em. Mim. É. Meu. Humor. Porquê. Eu. Tô. Na. Merda. Mas. Tô. Fazendo. Piada. Francisco

Epá vão-se foder, vocês são doentes e querem normalizar isso

Pov: When the tea comes with screenshots

my brain stops working when i see this

odeio vento

é horrível quando você PARA PRA PENSAR