The FCA's investment pathways are not a trojan horse designed to destroy your business model. Welcome to my TED talk.

#Bitcoin has now lost 26% of its value in 21 days. If it continues to depreciate at this rate it should reach its true value of zero in another 60 days, just in time for April Fool's Day. How appropriate - LOL!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

About to phone James Hay. First though, better call my wife and tell her I'll be missing dinner tonight.

I think someone has slipped something funny into my tea. ☕️First I agree with 💯 with everything Nic Cicutti 💙 says in a Money Marketing piece, and now I find I am 💯 in agreement with Paul Lewis in another MM piece. I'm going for a lie down.🛌

Post-Christmas crackers: Our diary page Wellesley Grove Journal this week moneymarketing.co.uk/wellesley-grov…

Quick heads up Financial Conduct Authority - my business is being impacted more by your surveys asking whether we are being impacted by Covid than it is actually being impacted by Covid ! 😜

So, bye-bye, Mr FCA guy Drove my Chevy to the levy, and the levy was high And your good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that they die This'll be the day that they die" Yes, I've just received my Financial Conduct Authority levy demand. They're killing us!

I was significantly more excited by the picture message suggesting there was morning Brie!

Name games: Our diary page Wellesley Grove Journal moneymarketing.co.uk/wellesley-grov…

Woof, woof, Neil Woof-ford! He was the undisputed pack leader of dismal performing funds a couple of years ago !

Someone in the commons has failed by not putting a Mexican Coke on the stand today.

I've had a couple of alias suggestions for when I take over as editor of Money Marketing when aptly-named financial journalist Justin Cash goes. - Justine Equities - Katey Credit-Card Any more for any more? Answers on a postcard please! Disclaimer: prize not guatanteed

Katey Pigden Justin Cash Money Marketing Katey Ratey and every article on the front page is perpetually about the base rate.

Our cartoon this week is Neil Woodford as a puppy. Glad you asked.

Not concerning at all. Nope.

I feel like Dr Dre this morning. You can catch me and my dulcet tones this weekend on our Money Marketing podcast chatting all things disability 🧏🏼‍♀️

I remember once having a fantastic steak at Hawksmoor, but I don’t remember signing up to their investment roadshow?! I must have had too much wine that evening... 🤷‍♂️

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A scrawl that says it all: The return of our diary page, Wellesley Grove Journal moneymarketing.co.uk/wellesley-grov…