*Sends off a Polaroid camera to Princess Twilight Sparkle for her birthday. He hopes it doesn’t get lost in the mail. He’s sending it by birthday balloon, and you know how reliable /those/ are nowadays.*

*Also sends Sweetie Belle some daisies because he’s been slacking.*

*sneaking out of bed, in the middle of the night, climbing down a makeshift rope tied to corners of his bed, the intrepid photographer bravely crawls down.* ~Come on wings~ /whispers/ *his wings are keeping him steady while he continues down from the second floor*

*his rear hoofs "clip clap" against his home as he holds on to the bed sheet roap* ~Just a few more feet to go~ /under breath/ *stops on the windowsill, catching his breath before jumping off. His wings flutter quickly like a hummingbirds as he slowly floats down to the ground*

~Time to go find a late night scoop!~ /quiet celebration and confidence/ *pulls out his camera and puts on a cute hat with a flash light in it. "Click" as he turns it on, a ray of light guides him into the Ponyville town square, he is ready to see some night life.*

*after a few minutes of straight fly running he makes it back to his home, no lights or sounds are seen or heard* ~okie~/whispers/~the coast is clear~ *jummping up with all his might and his wing flapping quickly, he just makes the windowsill and grabs his bed sheet roap* ~ye~

*he quickly and quietly pulls himself up the roap and back into his room, where he pulls in the rope and unties the knots to remake his bed.* ~I'll get started tomorrow on the flyers.~ *yawns* Night night Ponyville!

*stays late after' Cheerilee's class to develop the pictures of The Pony Palace he took at Dominick's restaurant last night* It's should only take a few hours for the film to develop!~

*while the photos developed in the solution, Feathers' gets busy with spelling out his headlines. "The Pony Palace Restaurant Grand Reopening!" #ThePonyPalace* Ah yiss!~ /joyful squee/ Mr. Dominick will like that!~

*playfully hopps up and down the tarmat durring recess while playing hopscotch* ~Weeee!!~

You're all old.

*No educational television please.*

*Don't ask him for help. You can't capture ghosts on camera.*

*....wait.*

*Is pretty sure @mlp_PipPirate owns bootleg Luna action figures.*

*How does one milk a yak, exactly?* *....* *Nope, still no ideas.*

*Notes that that earth pony was rather svelte.*

*Once put instant coffee in the microwave and got sent back in time.*

*It was only a nanosecond earlier, but still.*

*Gets paid in chickpea tenders. It’s a living.*