Princess Celestia (@mlp_celestia) 's Twitter Profile
Princess Celestia

@mlp_celestia

Always watching over my subjects, always doing what's best for Equestria.

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calendar_today08-03-2011 20:23:52

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*out for a soar instead of a gallop, as she still has one hoof in a sling* *the @mlp_SolarGuards insisted on bringing a full cadre, since she has an injury* Fine, if you can keep up. Let us not forget, I’m a Wonderbolt reservist. *zoom!*

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*in her office at Silver Shoals, in the wing of the retirement home she’s now built up into its own entire palace, complete with turrets and libraries and ballrooms and secret laboratories and secret libraries and double-secret treasuries and vaults* Monday, time for paperwork!

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*it’s going to be slow going, with her hoof in a sling, but she daren’t let the paperwork build up too severely, lest it grow out of control and it becomes, as they say in the business, “A full Sir Beaufort Scale”* Speaking of, I have tea with Pareidolia later. I must set a reminder.

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*glances up* Sir (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C., you know it’s against protocol to fly over me unless you’re on duty as a Guard Ponies. Or unless we’re in formation as Wonderbolts. Or unless I need someone to carry my umbrella.

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*having Neighborly Day dinner with Sir Beaufort Scale and Pareidolia* Would you pass the buttered peas, please? The trick is to levitate each pea individually, then nip it out of the air before the butter drips from it. Princess Luna was always better at this than I.

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I wonder if that was practice for her? She’s so good at shepherding asteroids back into stable orbits. Perhaps she sees each little asteroid as a buttered green pea? It would explain a lot about Princess Luna and cosmology.

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This time of year always reminds me of the time I tried to bake a pie for our parents. I was such a little filly then—I knew nothing about baking. I burned it beyond recognition, of course. So I improvised. Spent my allowance on half a dozen donuts, arranged them into a circle.

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Then I put a small sign on a toothpick that read, “Donut Pie.” They pretended to be fooled by it. But Princess Luna kept saying, “Can’t you see it’s just six donuts in a circle?!” She’s always been so direct.

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*watching the #HWP22 roll by from her royal box* *all bundled up from the cold in muffs and a lovely late-autumnal scarf* Young Bird Cat certainly puts his all into this event. It shows in the quality. *sips parade cocoa—and that’s very good cocoa indeed*

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Hello to all #TwitterPonies. Mod here, with a very big announcement: Twitter Ponies is MOVING. You don’t have to move, but if you want, learn all about it here: twitterponies.fandom.com/wiki/TwitterPo… Many, many more details to come. It’s the start of a new era! WELCOME!

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((Hello everyone. I have been quiet here because I’ve already made the move. I hope you’ll come, I want to RP with all of you, and from now on, that’s where I prefer to be. Mod has all the details. See you there if you wish!))

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((Everyone is free to stay here, move to the new home, or both. You can continue over on P.S exactly as if nothing happened, or you can change things however you want. You can even do both! It’s totally up to you. Me, I’m moving completely to the new place.))

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((No questions I’ll be monitoring this account for a while, helping folks who want to move over, but I’ll be active only at our new place. Remember, follow the @mlp_Mod here and there for info!))

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((Here's a keep-alive message: I'm role-playing Celestia and @mlp_Spike over on Mastodon at ponies.social/@mlp_Celestia from now on. In fact, today I'm doing Civil Court! Hope you join us. You don't have to move to the ponies over on Mastodon, but know: we'd love to have you!))