I’m so vindicated against those diaspora kid replies I got

If that’s OG then remembering an earnest “are Slavs white?” Debate gotta make me an ancient tree of wisdom

You can’t even say Picasso was a good painter without getting preemptively defensive about glazing

3% Jesus Christ Pink is over, let it die

This stuff is a really good insight to “anti war” veteran mindset. “We were lied to, I think it’s bad now, but that doesn’t mean I should feel any shame or responsibility for my actions! Why are *we* hated? Anyway I’m gonna go laugh and reminisce about how epic I was”

Marx & Engels were anti socialist. The communist manifesto is a whole book criticizing socialism!

I have a friend from a quite Well To Do filipino political family who showed the movie to her mom, when she asked her what her takeaway was her mom said “never trust the help”

High metabolism is slightly a myth you don’t eat as many calories as you think you do I gained like 40 pounds over a winter drinking protein shakes with half & half. Gross, got used to it, and I don’t recommend cuz that’s wayyyy too fast a bulk, but it worked.

Dating older women was gonna come back to bite me eventually, why does this lady know my MOM and my HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER??

Tomorrow is my birthday and if I wake up to the news that It Happened I may just have to take up a religion