Me helping my fiancé move heavy furniture.

I was recently horrified to realize that many women have their period on their wedding day.

The guy lying to Rebecca about them having s*x is actually pretty messed up. What if a woman, knowing that she’d had sex with a stranger, would want to see a doctor to test for STDs or take the morning after pill? I think this plot move was irresponsible 😬😬😬 #TedLasso

Big door prize is amazing.

Singing “hot water” to the tune of “Hot blooded” while making myself tea.

The day has finally come where the word I always choose first in wordle is the word of the day. I am ascending.

Back in April my mother was in the ICU and there was a point where we weren’t sure if she would make it. I saw this sign on an office door right outside my mother’s hospital room and it truly gave me hope. Sometimes shows are more than just shows #TedLasso

Whoever wrote the Do-Re-Mi lyrics really phoned it in on La. #music #singing

As a Jewish writer I find it deplorable when people are anti-semantic.

94TH-MINUTE WINNER. OFF A FREE KICK. ON HIS DEBUT. LEO MESSI 👑 (via Major League Soccer)

*me looking at my phone grinning* Them: awww, who’s got you smiling like that? Me: my package was just delivered.

.@mPinoe missing one penalty doesn’t undo the voice you have amplified for generations to come in the name of equality. You have empowered thousands, maybe millions. You have the heart of a champion beyond the bright lights of a stadium. Love you! ❤️❤️

This is giving me “back and to the left” vibes.

You ever open a link and while it’s loading realize you don’t actually care and exit out of it before it finishes loading?

I really really loved #thegreatHulu. The acting and writing is incredible. I wish more people were watching because it deserves more acclaim.

That Tom Brady commercial hertz to watch

iPhone just asked if I wanted to update “mom” in my phone to my mom’s full name. Like no I’m not Claire Danes on My So Called Life.

Taylor Swift Maauto

My attorney: Why did you tell the cop "yes" when they asked you if you killed that man?! Me: Omg, I was obviously being sarcastic.

I wish Alyssa Naeher would save me