It’s crazy that we have a universal gif for crotch related surprises

toby was making music like they was gonna murder his whole family

When your mom no longer books your doctors appointments so you have to just ignore the symptoms and hope you don’t die

I think its really shouldn't be understated how insane it is that kryptonite is just a part of the English language and may very well outlive the character of Superman culturally

alfred pennyworth being retconned to becoming bruce wayne's lifelong legal guardian and father figure, instead of being a fat bumbling idiot named alfred beagle, whom batman hired later on as an adult.

>So, would exposing the perps in 25-year old crimes be worth destabilizing the entire world? Yes.

Imagine if Snyder comes out and praises how much he loves it, what would the cult do then?

so its officially okay to call maga pedophiles now, right? just like how they did to lgbtq ppl for years with no repercussions?

Pirate software feels like he materialized into existence last week. The guy has 2 million followers, and I have not seen a single one of them defend him after he claimed you should not be allowed to actually own your games. This is impressive levels of fucking up.

Gee Lois this is worse than the time I was turned into a glass sculpture and tipped over

Has anyone done this yet #deltarune

>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade >finally defends Trump on something >it’s the Epstein list

they're literally pushing the divine right of kings on us

funniest rightwing thing happening is ignoring that donald trump is intentionally hiding the epstein files and instead posting about how an insane schizophrenic person who killed people is being truthful about tim walz psychically communicated to him to assassinate democrats

didnt condemn the Trump Epstein post

"hit a nerve" is an interesting way of saying "made everyone suspect that you're a pedophile"