Tweet like you are in prison

FDP-Justus (60k), wenn irgend ein Milliardär Vermögenssteuer (2%) zahlen muss

Some poor person is working a shitty low paying job and wants to put a flag on their shirt and you blow them up to your millions of followers? Fuck you, you snowflake. She’s fine. Focus on your pedophile president instead.

Frauen vor Stadtbild meine Partnerin schützen wollen schuldet mir Sex 🤝 deutsche Männer

THEY WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS

So ne erfundene Frau promptet sich schließlich nicht von alleine

RIP Charlie Kirk, I wish you were alive to see your wife move on immediately

Zohran wins the day Dick Cheney dies? This could potentially become one of the greatest days in the Muslim calendar.

Essen im Restaurant übrig lassen

Wieso heißt es eigentlich Junge Union und nicht Baby Boomer?

Vor Elmo wär der Platin gegangen. Free Luigi keine Ahnung.

Zeitreisender: *tritt einen Stein* Deutschland:

Donald Trump is having an emergency meeting about the Epstein files at the White House because he's not in them and there is nothing for him to worry about it. Sure. Okay. Got it.

Dank fucking Elmo hab ich nur noch Nazis und Düsseldorf-Fans in der TL wtf

NORCAL GENETICS Donald Trump? the throat goat??

Who would Don pick?

“I speak English because I’m required to communicate with degenerates like you”

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

You know things are bad when Alexander (2004) is getting hyped