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Gonna do a photo dump when I get back, but please know, me in Pompeii…

Got caught up in train confusion trying to get to Herculaneum and even though it set me an hour behind it gave me a fab new pal along the way. Spent the rest of the visit together having a cracking time. Laughed more than I expected at the location of mass death.

Vaccinated?!

Me: my flight has been called, let me pay you, quick!. Waiter: I only charge you one glass of wine. Me: [tips] Waiter: You must have another free drink! Me: …👀

Let me tell you, after three days in Italy, the shit I just had was one of the most emotionally blessed moments of my adult life.

Not a clue.

My Naples minibreak in a flash. Includes a massive wang and a platonic meet-cute. Photos and film don’t do the ruins justice so you will just have to appreciate that my jaw hurts from hitting the floor constantly.

A real statement from the Chicago Sun Times.

The crew socks and K-pop say “cool young thing”. The “TAKE ALL MY MONEY” squealed in the plant shop on a Bank Holiday screamed middle-age.