Don’t worry bro I’m her karma

We’ll be having Red Bulls and tornadoes 🥲

Bro I hate safe drivers. Step on it and let’s dance with the devil baby

The speed limit is based off of whatever song I’m listening too. Fuck that sign

Who’s going to stop me on a fucking Tuesday??? Absolutely no one. Someone hand me my sword

Muscle mommies🥲

Abolish the IRS.

After this video slides should be required at all dog parks

Here to remind you that you are replaceable and forgettable. Don’t get comfortable. Stick to your mission

Biden is now resorting to handouts in an attempt to get votes for Democrats.

It’s unfair to force a truck driver to pay a loan for someone who got a PhD in gender studies. Taxpayers shouldn’t be footing the bill for student loan relief and Biden’s order isn’t constitutional. If anything, universities handing out worthless degrees should be on the hook.

Hide your wives and your girlfriends. I’m on my scooter bitch

I can always tell when there’s a woman behind the wheel before I even pass

Your second life begins the moment you realize you’ve only got one

Wearing a pump cover just to unveil the most mid physique you’ve ever seen>>>

Tuesday stole your lunch money. Go get it back

You dropped this bubby 👑

Fuck hoes just get 1 faithful jacked woman on tren and thank me later

Dark MAGA Assemble!