Still angry about this.

Me: I can’t be famous Her: Why? Me: I can’t keep my eyes open when photos flash Her: True Me: … Her: And you’ve got a lazy eye Me: … Her: And terrible skin laxity Me: Thank you Her: And hands that belong to a hag My best friend everyone. ✊🏼

Absolute perfection on every level.

Hang it in the Louvre.

It’s giving vintage Hamburgler

IS BRIAN MAY DEAD?

I accidentally used my man’s deodorant and I feel a sudden urge to put the bins out.

Little known fact - his double was Theresa May

I can’t breathe 😂 instagram.com/reel/DP9i2BXjp…

This is THE MOST perfect use of AI. It’s giving me Cinema Paradiso tears. 😭 instagram.com/reel/DRePYnXjT…