As a child dreamt of together forever... As an adult saw the flaw.

Just informed my kids they are not essential staff

“I’m not okay with the terms essential and nonessential. We’re all essential.” ~People who are nonessential

If my words can't convince you you're amazing, I bet feeling my heart beating against you could

Jared Kushner set to announce the procurement of 50,000 respirators from the ACME corporation.

Thinking about all the lonely Pokéstops this morning.

If you're not everyone's cup of tea, it's because one cup's not enough to go around.

This is what happens when the nightmare lives past your eyelids.

Quarantine boredom buster #63: play a fun game of Hide and Sleep.

My absolute favorite thing on the internet is when someone obviously needs help or information and literally everyone is like "joke time!"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth' "No thanks." - The meek

Woke up hanging off a cliff again