'I want to know Edgeware' has made me HONK

Niche request: do any Lebanese journalists/ writers/ artists follow me? Show yourselves!

(I know it is a privilege to have a baby/ car but) the exact car seat I bought in 2022 for £135 is now £200.

I can just about get my head around things like flour and eggs and the like going up. But... who's making that money? Should I move into the car seat bizz?

Do I know any journalists going to Art Basal in LA?

I don’t know who for, but I’m v keen to write about what I wish I’d known before having kids. The Hook: none of it is to do with the actual kids.

We go through a bunch a day in our house. We’re f*cked.

Vvvvvv good bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

If you want to understand why the royal family has struggled to respond to the 'where's Kate' chaos, it's because they just can't pay competitively; just £25,600 for a comms assistant for Buckingham Palace! theroyalhousehold.tal.net/vx/lang-en-GB/…

hello The Royal Family I beg you, please let me do your publicity. I'll have this cleaned up in no time.

Insane headline (side note: why don’t people remember writers do not write their own headlines?) BUT, I felt every word of this Caitlin Moran thetimes.com/comment/column…

Brighton!

Do I know any journalists covering LDF?? (yes I am being LAZY) but I have a fun thing to talk about.

Yay!!!

I’ve witnessed Tom whip the truth out of people’s mouths many times over the years, thrilled the world gets to hear Tom do another thing he does brilliantly: CHIT CHAT.

Anyone want to pay me to spend a week (month? YEAR?) living by the the law of the Side Bar of Shame? I will pour myself into things! I will spill out of other things! I will cause a stir!!!!!

John Cooper Clarke on Buxton. Between 9.55 and 12.55, funniest 3 minutes on a podcast. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…

Ok fine, X, I think you finally killed me