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Mischka

@mischkaworm

An 18 year old calico who embraces the naughty tortie stereotype, posting from the backlog of approximately 11 billion photos taken by her mum.

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calendar_today09-01-2024 12:30:05

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Wel Mothre jus is weigh me an I'm have put on 300 GRAM!!! in the last 6 week, now I'm am 2.7kg. Everybody say great job Mischka, wowe your so big gorl Mischka, oahe your is do such Goode eating Mischka etc

Wel Mothre jus is weigh me an I'm have put on 300 GRAM!!! in the last 6 week, now I'm am 2.7kg. Everybody say great job Mischka, wowe your so big gorl Mischka, oahe your is do such Goode eating Mischka etc
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Wel Mothre jus is pat me and cooing "Mummy loves you so much" and then I'm shake mine head and her scream about "ewww you flicked yucky drool on my face, gross!!" but if your love me so much then your should not mind should you Mothre

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Wel this an Worm's guide to how do under blankie cuddols Step 1 stands like this until Mothre finally realise I am want to go under blankie and lift him up. Step 2 wait for at least (1) of minute half in an half out to decide if I'm want to go under blankie. Step 3 snuggle.

Wel this an Worm's guide to how do under blankie cuddols 

Step 1 stands like this until Mothre finally realise I am want to go under blankie and lift him up. 

Step 2 wait for at least (1) of minute half in an half out to decide if I'm want to go under blankie.

Step 3 snuggle.
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Wel earlier today I'm just do some meow at Mothre for to let me into the other side of the Haus with she an so her did, an then her go out and forget about Mischka STUCK on the other side of the Haus in enemy territory an so I'm have to hide like these

Wel earlier today I'm just do some meow at Mothre for to let me into the other side of the Haus with she an so her did, an then her go out and forget about Mischka STUCK on the other side of the Haus in enemy territory an so I'm have to hide like these
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Wel when we live at our old Haus I'm could get into the bathing room an I'm jus yell at Mothre for how long she is in shower an so is separated from me. An one or two time I'm actually get in the shower with she because her taking too long an none pats for Mischka. It was wet 🙀

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Wel Mothre jus is came home from work sick an have a TREE HOUR NAP an I'm was yell at she bot it make no difference at all, your have abandon an Mischka due to "my grain vertigo" huh???

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Wel Mothre have vary scandalous done AN FORGOR bot luckily mine bes fren the cat sittre is come an sees me an also is give an GLOWING REPORT about what an Goode gorle Mischka is

Wel Mothre have vary scandalous done AN FORGOR bot luckily mine bes fren the cat sittre is come an sees me an also is give an GLOWING REPORT about what an Goode gorle Mischka is