*the tea goes before the milk, for the record*

*is so very, very British*

*except that he supports trans rights, unlike seemingly most of the UK*

*eyes Dashing suspiciously*

*is more or less permanently stuck at the age of 12, possibly the worst age to be*

*always wins limbo without even trying*

*at home, disposing of all nuts and miscellaneous legumes and seeds that are called nuts in the culinary sense* *no nuts this November*

*His body, sluggish with stuffing*

*Currently in the walk-in of a vegetarian grocery store, punching an enormous slab of tofu.* *It’s pre-pre-Boxing Day. Gotta train up.*

*chickity china the chinese chicken*

I still need to join Mastodon…