Can we discuss that fucking baseball cap?

"I hear you're a Middle East expert now, Father".

You backed a group that hit a WPC with a sledgehammer and broke her back - get in the fucking sea

Nah, you’re alright thanks

theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/m… “Hahaha, made my day that has….” - Blakey

Yeah. The CEO is pretty connected…

Time for creamy fucking pints…..

In other news, waters wet

Not sure about Cheltenham tips - sounds like Starmer will be gone by Friday!

Outstanding

Nah he just looks like a standard 20yr Detective with two divorces and a drinking problem 😅

Sadly the USA can’t grasp this

The reality is, they aren’t ‘Riot Police’ they’re Response and Neighbourhood Officers who should be on their boroughs, responding to 999 calls and looking after their communities. 🤷🏼‍♂️ What we know for sure though, is whatever happens it’ll be The Met’s fault. 👀 #ThinBlueLine 🚨

Another swing and a miss for the IOPC 👏🏻

Tis a puppacino and 🌲 walk kinda day

Happy #stpatricksday ☘️ - if anybody wants me I’ll be in London drinking £2 pints at BrewDog and £4 pints at Simmons all day with Peter Parker Smells like day drinking…

You won’t make a living sitting there looking out of a window….

Not even 2pm yet!! £2 a pint