Starting to think Boris Johnson has been rumbled

Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

11 candidates to be the next Conservative Prime Minister and none of them talking about the things that actually matter: - How many cat treats an hour? - Is it possible squeeze in an extra meal between breakfast and brunch? - A guarantee on tummy rubs? The public demand to know!

"Wanted: Successor" Cartoon: Harm Bengen (Germany) #BorisJohnson #ToryLeadershipContest

Leave means leave. Unless you're trying to leave the UK via Dover, in which case leave means sitting in a queue for six hours.

Oh, the cheek from our own office Russo! This is no time for diplomacy. Let’s go, Lionesses ⚽️ Alessia Russo #Lionesses #WEURO2022 #ENG #GER

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Peak British satire - east Enders leaving treatment for number 10 exit -

Admit it Who knew words to second verse of national anthem -

Only in a country with more food banks than McDonalds, can you have an emergency budget for a cost of living crisis, that makes the rich richer and the poor poorer.

Live scenes as govt U-turns on 45p tax rate:

"Starter for ten. Who is the shortest serving Chancellor of the Exchequer in history who didn't die in office...?"

BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗

Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET

Nice view last night

You wonder why fulham players get frustrated with Cavanagh again

Grant Shapps literally imposed ULEZ implementation as a condition of TFL getting extra funding support at the height of the pandemic. And now he has the barefaced gall to accuse Sadiq Khan and Labour of imposing ULEZ, ie doing exactly as instructed by him. No shame. None.

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Now this is how you debunk the false claims about Governor Tim Walz. Veterans are pissed that JD Vance and MAGA are attacking one of their own. This won't end well for Trump. 🚨

trying to buy the palace ticket for my sons u18 season ticket - I can’t do online and phone Just cuts me off #fulhamfc