I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

"google says quantum computing will kill crypto by 2029" me:

Gym crush brought a guy today and the dude outlifts me. I’m starting a cycle of tren.

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

if you miss a workout or gym day you immediately get fat and ugly and then they kill you and your entire family and everyone you love

Tiger Woods trying to do a Domain Expansion to get out of there

Bahahahahah

Japanese twitter continues to blow my mind

King shit

Give leadership to an older Democrat we can’t deal with that retarded seriously Impeach him we can’t breathe anymore.

I CANT BREATH

A man was discovered with almost 90% of his brain mass missing, while leading an almost normal life as a listings manager at Binance.

The new Elden Ring DLC is wild 😂

Madame la Juge, quand on vit en France, la fraude est un droit. Je dirais même plus, elle est un devoir.

Binance bad for taking protocols money to be listed. Hyperliq good for asking 500k hype

guys you’ll never believe where I found the fountain of youth

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Retard

gonna play the heck out of GTA 6 simply because of its status as a cultural artefact: the final big game built before LLMs no-one will ever invest this much in a game again, no software will ever encode this quantity of hands-on human labour again. the last of the great pyramids