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millennialgrandma πŸ«– | bagel's bride

@millennialgramz

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AO3: millennialgrandma ||
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Fully-fledged human adult (purportedly) who said OUT LOUD to the eggs frying in the pan, "homie be nice to meee" because they were popping and I made the questionable decision to cook in a sports bra

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HELLO. A YEAR AGO EVES GAVE ME THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE GIFT AND NOW SHE PUT IT ON AO3. PLEASE, GO ENJOY THIS TASTY LITTLE MORSEL πŸ’ πŸ”—archiveofourown.org/works/49364296

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I AM SCREAMING IN EQUAL PARTS HORNY DISTRESS AND DELIGHT. THIS IS SO PERFECTLY CRAFTED TO MY PARTICULAR TASTES. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE PATTED ME ON THE HEAD AND CALLED ME A GOOD LITTLE WHORE AND I– [GUNSHOTS]