Sending a love letter to AO3 user BlueFolie 💌🥺 This genuinely made my entire day seeing this

Fully-fledged human adult (purportedly) who said OUT LOUD to the eggs frying in the pan, "homie be nice to meee" because they were popping and I made the questionable decision to cook in a sports bra

Kicking my feet twirling my hair giggling my way through Forget Me Not at 4 in the morning just like God and Julie is… Inactive intended 😌

ik they are pissing each other off here but also they look so married at the same time do u get me

DESTROYED. FINISHED. TURNED TO DUST. x.com/aposmiso/statu…

HELLO. A YEAR AGO EVES GAVE ME THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE GIFT AND NOW SHE PUT IT ON AO3. PLEASE, GO ENJOY THIS TASTY LITTLE MORSEL 💝 🔗archiveofourown.org/works/49364296

I AM SCREAMING IN EQUAL PARTS HORNY DISTRESS AND DELIGHT. THIS IS SO PERFECTLY CRAFTED TO MY PARTICULAR TASTES. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE PATTED ME ON THE HEAD AND CALLED ME A GOOD LITTLE WHORE AND I– [GUNSHOTS]

you can't sit with me unless you're willing to be slutty for a bi disaster of a man and his gay boyfriend

WHIMSY IS MY BABY, WHIMSY IS MY LOVE. WHIMSY IS MY FELLOW FIRSTPRINCE SLUT SENT FROM UP ABOVE. 😍😈😘