Her head is So Small. And also So Soft.

LOOK AT THIS FILTHY MAN

Two years of Goosey Girl! Everybody say happy birthday Gooseberry 🥰🥳🎁🎈🎂

We all know Fig is a handsome man, but I think he's taking his model looks a little too seriously.

*a noise outside* The most judgy, nosey, busy body neighbour on the street: now who the Fig is that and what are they doing

Lady Gooseberry The People's Princess

Hamsom man alert!! 🚨

Please, ladies, gentleman, everyone. Behold: Goosey Girly.

I'm actually obsessed with her

Currently throwing my hat in the ring for title of Queen of Procrastination; instead of sorting through my many possessions that need to be organised and tidied, I rearranged the magnets on the fridge. Good use of 10 minutes I think.

‘Sorry, I Thought I Had Responded!’ Says Woman Who Has Thought About Responding Every Day for a Month: ow.ly/q3X150Wc0M7

Churros 🙂

Bought the cats a sun lounger

who up crying about someone else's 20 year old cat that they've never even met

Figgy got possessed by a demon last night

Thought y'all might like to know that Fig and Goosey mama and Dade got married at the weekend 🙂

The cats made it to France for the wedding with us, and we had a photoshoot, black and white of course.

Wedding over. Minimoon over. Back home. Work tomorrow.

The Figonacci Spiral

Woman who has very little interest in the feeding puzzle you've provided her with and is hoping you could just put the crunchies in a bowl as normal, please.