Jane Goodall converted thousands of chimpanzees to Christianity. Right now most of them are tearing up heaven and causing holy havoc, because they were never intended to be saved. Heaven is defenceless before this hooting troop of holy apes. Disgraceful woman.

"I haven't got a racist bone in my body!" - the Invertebrate Nationalist

Cooked to perfection

Hans Christian Angry Andersen

What about a Riyadh Book Festival!!!

South Korean far-right rally in downtown Seoul right now, chanting "chinks out" while waving US flags, Charlie Kirk flags and balloons, "Stop the Steal", "Yoon again" etc. I've covered many protests, but the level pure hate here... is truly sickening.

Taylor Swift's Shadow Ticket

"And they said 'Draw me a clock, Donald. Can you do that?' And I drew them the most beautiful clock. A big circle, with the numbers. 1 2 3 5 6 12 0 And it ticked beautifully. Ask anybody who was there. Ask Paul Newman. Where's Paul? He was there."

People are saying Telstra Swift's new album is over-priced and basically a legacy telco monopoly that's slowly shrinking as their older customers die

"China is owned by workers and peasants" LMAO

I think Zelda should be allowed to kill these people

Barm Stonker's Drocula

So they close the public library for the AFL grand final but they don't close the MCG for the release of the new Thomas Pynchon novel? Yeah I know the season ended I'm making a rhetorical point you dunderhead.

Heroin enjoyers love to have a little sleep after enjoying a hit of their favourite heroin.

His organic marketing playbook may have changed the game for Aussie fintechs looking for scalable growth solutions, but I'm afraid the LinkedIn Nudist has a very problematic past.