Easiest preview I'll do all season, both 11/5 and 15/8 bets landed by 60th min for Betfair. Was always going to be chaotic wasn't it. Even tipped Gordon at 17/10 to have more shots than Salah, but I won't claim that as I forgot to put it in the bets section ☹️

This is the most one-sided cup tie I've ever seen in my life, and it's a League Two team dominating #MUFC. How Amorim hasn't made 5 subs already is beyond me, his side are getting absolutely battered by the #CodArmy #GRIMSBYTOWN

This is why I was baffled that Cunha and Mbuemo wanted to join #MUFC ahead of a club playing in the Champions League. They've literally got at least one FA Cup game and 36 league games to play, fighting for a top half finish, and that's it!

Okay, they might get another game, but United are still dreadful!

The first 45 minutes of Rangers v Celtic, Forest v West Ham, and Liverpool v Arsenal... all on the same day, will go down as the three most boring first halves of football in history. Never again will you watch three first halves, back-to-back-to-back, be so dreadful.

I have to say it's been quite funny reading #NUFC fans over the last month or so, and how naive they've been over the Isak sale. He was always signing for #LFC on #transferdeadlineday

And it was never going to be £150m. #NUFC were always going to crack on #transferdeadlineday

Let's not kid ourselves, the transfer window didn't shut at 7pm did it 😂 There's literally a deal being confirmed every two minutes, whether it be Premier League or EFL. Deal sheets my arse 😂 #TransferDeadlineDay

How have Grimsby avoided being kicked out of the EFL Cup? Whether it was one minute or not, whether he missed the penalty or not, they fielded an illegible player and should be kicked out. Happened to Stockton Town last season, kicked out of the play-offs for the same offence.

Great performance from England so far. So many injuries and absentees, I'd have snapped your hand of to be level at HT, so 1-0 up having managed about 4 shots is a real plus. Bring Henderson on for second half to protect the defence and we can see this through. #ENGAND

England at home to one of the worst teams in the world, England 1/500 on some Sportsbooks. Harry Kane, who played the full game, had just 12 touches. Sadly the old bastards who employed TT don’t use X, so they won’t have a clue about the outrage towards him. Just get rid.

Spain currently 6-0 up AWAY to a very decent Turkey team, yet they're a similar price to England to win the World Cup 😂 We can't even have 6 shots at home to Andorra never mind score 6 goals. The likes of Spain are on a completely different level to Tuchel's shower of shit.

Having watched Germany’s last two games it looks like #NUFC have overpaid by about £64m for that Walter Mitty guy. A MLS defender has just had him in his pocket!

Okay, he got 3 games, but you just knew Nuno wouldn't last long. I hate owners like Marinakis, always wanting to be centre of attention and interfering with a football manager's job. How any manager would want to work for him is beyond me. You have to feel for #NFFC fans today.

One week until the #UCL returns ⌛️ Mike Norman has compiled all the need-to-know information about the Champions League 👇 betting.betfair.com/football/champ…

The crowd noise on these Sky Sports + games is absolutely terrible, may as well watch them with mute on. If you’re going to broadcast them Sky Sports at least sort the shit out that means we can hardly hear anything other than the commentators

Oh fuck off VAR #WHUTOT Nothing wrong with that goal at all you clowns.

I'll say it again, the most amateurish account going. It has to be run by kids surely to post basic errors like this.