hi do you guys remember me

i’m ready to be a dad

take it like a taker, baby i’m a giver

i dont know booty about diddly squat

been back in the gym lately😋

so excited for coachella…

so many gay guys named Michael

how are you 28 and still getting sunburnt… grow up

my car was towed DIVA DOWN

FREE MY SUBARU #freemysubaru

hot take but i hate when a straight couple uses the term “partner” to refer to each other

i do not like bensen boone repeat i DO NOT like bensen boone buttttt im so sorry you guys moonbeam ice cream brings out a lil boogie in me

yall are onto something with this whole drinking water thing

i will never fall for your matcha propaganda sorry bisexuals

who would win in a fight 100 twinks or 1 bear

100 men vs 1 GloRilla

i’m so fucking glad i’m gay

water stopped mid shower… now what