Just putting this out there: a Jurassic Park opera, and the dinosaurs have singing roles

Venture capital is cheugy

Hey please pass me the aux, I wanna bump some jay sean derulo

Does anyone know what the going rate is to hire a flash mob? Anyone have a link or a connect? And like how soon could they get here?

VERY IMPORTANT observation!!! Lack of Evidence of Angiotensin-Converting Enzyme 2 Expression and Replicative Infection by SARS-CoV-2 in Human Endothelial Cells ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CI…

Come one, come all! This Monday afternoon, a once in a lifetime opportunity! - hear this man, this stud of a wizard, blow your socks right off, with his sexy, wondrous new tale (mechanisms of pathogenic angiogenesis in the CNS) — with a twist you’ll NEVER see coming (…scRNA seq)

Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Drinking water is incredibly healthy and refreshing, but the vibe is just mid, honestly

No way that all these TikTokers with like whole operations of always active rock tumblers don’t cumulatively have a terrible effect on the planet

Our new study shows that data availability statements are not very useful; 1670 (93%) authors who indicated that data are available on request either did not respond or declined to share their data with us. Journal of Clinical Epidemiology: doi.org/10.1016/j.jcli…

Thanks Obama

#Lifehack odds are good that, whenever you see a person out there in the wild and they’re mouth breathing, they’re totally psychotic

No no no you’re not getting it …. I didn’t lie, would never lie — I was only ~*manifesting*~

A walrus is an amphibian