the world you grew up in no longer exists. they took this from you

austin’s face after he said that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Florida tried to create “Alligator Alcatraz.” The Miccosukee Tribe stood up and sued. As a result, a federal judge has ordered the closure of Alligator Alcatraz within 60 days. We need to thank the Miccosukee Nation for their courage and attention to this fight; this victory

precumming at the thought of drinking 3-8 beers with my cherished friends tonight

I never saw Sex And The City and assumed for many years that Mr. Big was like Maris on Frasier and you just never saw him

our kpdh cinema was full of twelve year old girls and it was honestly incredible LMFAO

Taxi driver: how was the party? Me in the back seat:

Without audio the kid looks like he’s experiencing his gay awakening from mario 😭

everytime my cat kills im filled with such an overwhelming sense of pride. this must be how military families feel

years of therapy down the drain

This is how it feels to write literally anything ever

love bombing…finger blasting…why do we make affection so explosive…does this speak to our destructive nature…

Don’t ever post about my band on here, but… I’m in a band! We’re called Kid Bigfoot and we’re playing a house show in Yellow Springs on 9/13. Come on out!

you can feel the dih in his ah🥀🥀🥀 If it weren't for Ben 10 I would just kill and kill

*suddenly remembering I set up recurring $500 payments to that lady who called a child the n word at a playground* uhh no cracker barrel tonight honey. Its gone woke

They put this in the break room instead of giving us hazard pay

sometimes i feel like the 3 bearded heads from spirited away. other times… turnip man 🐉

The Winged Star machine may not be the fastest on land, but its bird-like design makes it perfect for soaring through the sky. #KirbyAirRiders

THE BEST STAR!!!