Fuck this and fuck you if you’re scalping tickets

It's January 20, 2023...

It's January 27, 2023...

It's February 10, 2023...

chatgpt is the ultimate wingman

im going to be late to a date because i was making this instead of getting ready

It's March 3, 2023...

It's May 19, 2023...

can someone buy twitter back and rename it twitter, this shit has to he temporary

It's August 4, 2023...

can you imagine being able to say directly to marty's face "the king of comedy was slept on" and then he just starts going off about a 1983 new year's eve broadcast? francesca is living a blessed life

Daniel Day Lewis

What is ‘Dune?’

Sean Baker (sean baker) had *the* acceptance speech of the evening for his #SpiritAwards win for Best Director for ANORA.