It's times like these that I hope some of the things I learned about the afterlife in Catholic school are true.

UPN train #335, scheduled to arrive Waukegan at 2:54 PM, is stopped near Peterson/Ridge due to a medical emergency . The duration of this delay is unknown. Metra will provide updates as information becomes available.

EB I-94 at I-196 Exit 34 Freeway Closed Due to a Crash Berrien County

CityofDeKalbAlert: Fairview Dr. between South 1st St and Heritage Dr. is closed due to a gas leak. Please avoid the area.

Just a FYI no Fourth of July fireworks at Navy Pier, just their standard Wednesday and Saturday shows that they do all summer long.

71st/Stony 3 Ambulance response for a traffic accident #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

The Chicago bottled water tax was not Rahm. It was not Pritzker. It was not Preckwinkle. Yet people keep replying to Trent 🇺🇸 original post that it was. Dumb. City bottled water tax was Daley. In 2007. There’s no “Google Something” tax. Many of you should try it.

The family of the CPD officer shot by a fellow officer with a long, documented disciplinary record wants State Police to come in and do the investigation that CPD itself seems very hesitant to start. #hinky

Chicago SB DSLSD before Roosevelt. A van and pickup truck collided and block the right lane. The drive is already packed due to NASCAR Grant Park closures #NBCSky5 live NBC Chicago

Ah, the George H. Ryan Driving School.

Armed robbery vehicle blue kia just crashed 112th near i-57 exit ramp northbound. Multiple suspects out. #ChicagoScanner #chicagonewslive

Sounds like they have 2 of 3 in custody

Good afternoon! 🌞 Central St road closures in effect for street cleaning & staging for the 2 p.m. parade. Closures from Crawford east to Ashland. ALTERNATE HOSPITAL ROUTES: Lincoln east to Ridge Isabella east to Ridge Livingston east to Broadway - north to Isabella to Ridge

Westbound I-94 is BLOCKED past the LaPorte/Porter County Line, where a medical helicopter has just landed to transport the victim of a crash. #SuburbanScanner

❤️Our pet of the day Bandz was adorable! Adopt him tomorrow from Wisconsin Humane Society. They open at 10 am! He was an angel on the CBS 58 News Morning News!

Forget aesthetics, the 2008 one in this graphic wins on sheer comedic value.

Navy Pier: a Marine Distress, the engine died on a 27ft Bayliner and won't start, there are 6 ppl onboard, not in distress. CFD is rolling. "I will let you know if this coincides w/ the MAYDAY we got on our ship-to-shore." #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

The Oak Lawn Park District 4th of July firework show is tonight at 9pm. Central Ave between 103rd street and 111th street will be closed to all traffic from 8:45pm-1015pm. Police drones will be used at the show for the purpose of real-time monitoring of participant safety.

The Central Street parade has concluded. Central and all cross streets are open. Onwards to the fireworks show! Thank you, City of Evanston for another memorable July 4th parade!

Closed due to vehicle fire in #Eisenhower on Eisenhower (I-290) Inbound between 1st Ave and Des Plaines Ave, solid traffic back to 17th Ave #CHITraffic bit.ly/Z6LhAv