And yes we r going to #draintheswamp it has been overflowing for years. We r the only candidates who will put plumbers in the cabinet!

Nov 8th is Election Day or Day of the Dead? I can't tell bc the Dem's r trying to resurrect millions of Mexicans to vote... #debatenight

Donald Trump knows that when an email is marked with 'C' it means CHINA sent it.. Hillary does not #WednesdayWisdom

#IfTheMediaRiggedTheElection they'd make us watch PBS forever, no!!!! No!!!! Nooooo!!!!!

#IfTheMediaRiggedTheElection they would put a cameraman in every home & watch us as we poo, as we poo!!! As we poo!!!

#IfTheMediaRiggedTheElection they'd make us pronounce 'media' like 'meh-día' bc they're Mexicans & they don't want us to build that wall!

Yep the gov is absolutely F'ed. They've abdicated their roles & r letting their shadows do the work 4 them. Don=Pan x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Make Hillary take a drug test! She's def on at least a few strips of acid w all those crazy ideas #debatenight

If Chris Wallis has any cojones he'll spend the entire #debatenight asking about partial birth a*ortions.. topic's too slippery for Hillary

Hey Trim Kaine here's an insider tip: ask Obama's 1/2 bro for his birth certificate... guess where he's from? lol #debatenight

Hooray for Obama's 1/2 bro coming to the debate but I thought the GOP said we should hate the African part of Obama... wassup? #debatenight

Awooga! Me, Trim Kaine & Gary Johnson are rowdy and ready. Gill Stein couldn't be w us bc she's polling too low. Sad! #debatenight

Hillary's plea to millenials #debatenight

"We need a Supreme Court justice who will apologize to me" spot on Don, spot on!! #debatenight

Rip the baby out of the womb! That's our new slogan #debatenight

Oh hell Donald couldn't you have done well for me, for me!!! You buried me, my career, my family! Damn you Donald! SAD #debatenight

Everyone making such a big deal about my plane crash but I don't see any edible arrangements at my door so obviously no one cares #maga

I asked for the lords rapture tonight, but he only gave me mud #laguardia

Holy crap I'm the VEEP. Is HBO going to call me

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