Core memory sounds

Man, even when I talk to really intelligent business people about Tesla, they have no idea what’s going on. Not because they aren’t smart enough to figure it out, they just don’t know that there are things worth paying attention to beneath the service. The car really is the

I love this use case

If you’re on the fence just understand that this is 100% true for almost every single person. The Tesla ownership experience is more fluid and convenient than ICE. It just needs to be experienced.

Fueling ICE vs Tesla for majority of consumers: Gas, once or twice a week: 1) Make special stop at gas station, get out of car, grab wallet. 2) Pull out card, tap or insert. 3) Wait for card to authorize, select fuel type. 4) Put card away, open fuel door, unscrew cap. 5)

It has made me OCD about parking perfectly. The level of satisfaction you feel when the space between the lines is even on both sides…. 😌

Tesla people be going crazy when the FSD updates stop flowing 😂

While using FSD I pulled up to this rail crossing as the lights started to flash. Before the arms had dropped the car slowed down on its own and stopped at the white line perfectly. This video then shows how Tesla FSD handles itself once the gates lift and it’s the lead car.

Would love to hear some thoughts about whether the Tesla team expects significant improvements with highway driving on V14? I really have no concerns anymore on city roads in my region, all remaining problems are related to staging and a few remaining edge cases, but I wouldn’t

When Grok gets more deeply integrated into the Tesla software stack, they should make an adventure mode. On a Saturday, you get into your car and ask Grok to curate a fun day for you and your significant other. Tell it how much time you have and it plans a few stops. “Take me

Colleague: “Holy shit, I can’t believe it’s mid August. This year flew by!” Me, a TSLA investor: “yeah, 2025 was one of the fastest decades of my life.”

LFGGGGG 🫃

PSA: If you log onto Robinhood every Sunday night at 8pm ET, you have something wrong with you and you will never be happy. You already know this but just reminding you that eventually you’re going to need to address it. Anyway OPEN THESE OVERNIGHTS!!

Went to a supercharger yesterday and the stall I backed into had a bent pin, preventing me from plugging in. Scooted over to the next stall, plugged in, pulled out the app, pressed “report issue,” snapped a pic of the pin on broken stall, typed in stall number, sent it to Tesla.

We should have a holiday once a year where all the politicians just shut the fuck up for one whole day

I turned one of my 5y/o nephew’s drawings into a Grok imagine vid and then unfortunately had to imagine my brother’s entire house for the proceeding 30 minutes.