Small towns: where violence is encouraged but consensual sex is terrifying. I don't know this person, but it was enthusiastically shared by someone in my small town.

Yooooo droppin' Xes all up on the X my fellow Xers! (Am I doing this right?)

Job listing: "District IT Professional" It may as well say "Tech Guy," as the job description is just as vague.

Watching those SpaceX boosters land is still so damned cool. (But yes, Elon is still an asshole.)

Lemme fix your headline, Journal Star: "Local utility lets woman die because she couldn't pay her bill" pjstar.com/story/news/202…

My Fitbit delivering my monthly sleep report:

It begins.

Pretty neat to see 6 Blackhawks running drills above the office today. Healthcare would be pretty fucking neat too.

This.

"He got hit in the hole." Does Joe Buck actually listen to what he's saying?

If you honestly believe this, you are straight up fucking stupid.

Braaaaaaaaaaains

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This photo was taken at Sundance Film Festival 2012. Left to right, me, Brian Keene, Mike Oliveri and Mikey Huyck. Brian Keene Mike Oliveri

"WhY dOeS tHiS gEnErAtIOn HaTe CaPiTaLiSm?"