Hello, Father (Time). The Sandman Season 2 Vol. 2 is NOW PLAYING.

`vet` is a CLI tool that acts as a safety net for the common but risky `curl | bash` command. It lets you inspect remote scripts for changes, run them through a linter, and require your explicit approval before they can execute on your developer or production machine.

Oh girl, they’re gonna bankrupt you.

Happy birthday to the all-time greatest, Lynda Carter, who, it turns out, is every bit as awesome as the character she portrayed! LOVE YOU, LYNDA. Thank you for all your kindnesses to me and to the entire world!

Her husband was 32 when she was born.

End of shift of a tower crane operator.

Who loves South Park raise your hand? 🙋🏾‍♂️

like if you get it

Can someone confirm this? Because i'm about to blow a few blood vessels.

MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 Fucking snowflakes.

MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 LOL

Why do people say “fentanol” like “alcohol”? It bothers me because I’m a pedantic copywriter/editor/proofreader/linguist. And because I first learned about the drug when a Boston hospital OD’ed me on it in the ER and I stopped breathing.

PHP is a "cockroach language" that is never going to die. It is popular because it is dead simple to learn and does a better job of helping new developers get started, as it is available everywhere, including on $1 hosting platforms 😉

The major difference between liberals and MAGA is that, if Bill Clinton is implicated in the Epstein files, we won't defend him, he will go DOWN. But if trump is implicated? MAGA will twist themselves into knots explaining why it's fake news, it's Biden's fault, and it was long

We're rebooting the legendary 5 year uptime Linux server. The biggest fear isn't that it won't come back up, but that it will, and then start mocking us for bothering it after all these years 😏

In case you missed why MAGA is clamoring for the firing of Jerome Powell, it’s because he made their pedophile prophet look like the complete and utter fool that he is yesterday. And it was GLORIOUS. Watch:

If you’re looking for one picture to sum up these past 10 years, this one would be in the running.👇

Fallout TV show Funko POPs likely hitting stores next month!

Isn't this how every post apocalyptic dystopian sci-fi future starts? Either self replicating genetic mods or robots? 🤔