Why is it the coldest day of the year the same as the one day I have to go in the pool? #freezing #hopeidontdie

At bar new haven whos comin?

@DanKearneyHBK thanks for the support! Come check it out this or next weekend. If u can.

First day of training. Goin great. #roadtoceo

Glad to see Jerry Lawler is doing well. #longlivetheking

@CT_RussianLady for the RAW: Provocations. Come!

I am the only beer guy ur gonna need at the XL center tonight! Ima #boss

With these tips I might be able to buy a #pinkcadilac #boss

Every fall while raking leaves I gain more appreciation for deforestation. #tolazyforthisshit

Need a little help with my to do list Ben & Jerry's Texas. Human Solution #THSChurned

Ben & Jerry's Texas We may be a bit nutty, but we have big plans for #TexasChurned. Stay tuned! #THSChurned

Ben & Jerry's Texas Our Pecan wood desktop w/ whiskey. Not the same. We need Bourbon Pecan Pie! #TexasChurned #THSChurned

HEY @benJerrysTexas! The Human Solution would love to see you today! #TexasChurned #THSChurned #ChurnedDownForWhat

It's 92 degrees outside. Ben & Jerry's Texas come save us at the Human Solution. #TexasChurned #THSChurned #ChurnOrBurn #ChurnedDownForWhat

.Human Solution had the morning munchies, and free #TexasChurned was the breakfast for these tweet champions!

Thanks Ben & Jerry's Texas for visiting us Human Solution. #TexasChurned #THSChurned #ChurnedDownForWhat