File this under things you see right before stocks provide great returns.

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Are you willing to wager that the green line doesn't play catch up to the blue line?

$NVDA bulls right now.

Burry has every right to hate/short any company that he wants, but these takes are just getting ridiculous at this point. He caught the tailwind of a nasty correction in growth stocks. Let's check back in 6 months and see how things play out.

Indicators like the Hindenburg Omen allow adults to relive childhood fears of monsters under the bed or a creature lurking in the closet. Other than that, like most things in price analysis, it is useless. Cool name though.

Would have to assume at this point that Republicans are trying intentionally to lose the midterms.

The shifting goal posts of AI bears.

Guess what happens next?

You see the great thing about publicly traded stocks….if you don’t like a company, you can just shut the fuck up and not buy their shares.

NYC residents have entered the FAFO phase much sooner than they anticipated.

My reaction to Mamdani supporters when their rent goes up because of higher property taxes.

Sitting at the core of the secular bull market cycle where insane moves happen unexpectedly and with increasing frequency while the SPX has formed the most tightly wound consolidation to start a year in decades as investor pessimism skyrockets and the liquidity is beginning to

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CANADA IS BROKEN. WE OWN THEM ON EVERY LEVEL POSSIBLE. WOMENS AND MENS GOLD IN HOCKEY.

You guys are still in business?

Peak stupidity.

Sir, the stock market would like a word.

Hey Citrini, now that you’ve laid out the doomsday scenario…I think you owe us the Goldilocks scenario just to be fair.