Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Imagine ruining someone like Lelith Hespirax

🚨BREAKING🚨: in EXCLUSIVE interview Mike Brooks reveals eldar corsair novel will feature not one but TWO backshot scenes

Actually, it will have 3 backshot scenes.

Same bestie.

ShitpostGateway

Hapy pride dayz from your local friendly lore ruiner and enemy number 4 to da mean chudz. Brb ruining another faction lovies. ✨️

You dont understand chud, the dark angels kissing is an essential plot to the book.

UwU

“Erm… where’s 9?”

Time to go to my job (writing mid novels while knowing little about the faction I am supposed to write about.) at the ball crushing factory. (Black Library.)

You see chud, orange man bad.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Mike Brooks deserves a cactus dildo in his ass, but on second thought, he might like it.

XDDDDD!

Quirked up warboss goated with the sauce bustin it down sexual style

Hehehehehehehe

I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit.

the gay agenda got rescheduled again. apparently venus double-booked us with the moon. someone tell the stars we’re bringing snacks and emotional damage.