Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

Ch3lsea

34 episodes in nine years is why this era of television sucks.

You finished 8th, I took it You finished 15th, I took it You lost a Europa League final against, Villarreal & Spurs, I took it You lost 7-0 against Liverpool, I took it You signed Onana and Hojlund, I took it But signing Nicolas Jackson is where I cut ties with this club

Chelsea 😎

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bryan Mbeumo to Manchester United, here we go! Green light from Brentford and club to club agreement reached for £70m package, as The Athletic | Football reports. Contract agreed weeks ago with Mbeumo as he only wanted Man United move. After Cunha, Mbeumo next for #MUFC.

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Verbal agreement in principle between all parties involved with Barça planning for medical tests next days. Loan deal with buy option, details being finalised today then Man Utd will authorize his travel to Spain. ✈️

Kinda crazy how the media never go crazy on Jack Grealish when he costed £100m and was a massive flop, but because he drinks beers he’s cool. Rashford gets the biggest criticism ever, I’m so glad he’s out of English media.

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission. Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

Smooth Criminal

Naija no dey carry last! 🇳🇬 WAFCON Champions! 🏆

Brazilian footballers when they sign for a decent team

Vomiting is one of the worst things a human could ever experience but you gotta be honest, nothing fixes you up quicker than puking. You're gonna feel so grand afterwards.

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10,000 Naira to 20 people now, they done increase the giveaway oh!!! Drop acct 17 more people to go!!!

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Exclusive 💣 Brighton & Hove Albion want £90m + £10m in add-ons for Carlos Baleba 😲 Manchester United is looking at him with a valuation of around £70m total Now, the main part🚨: Baleba himself is reportedly planning to step in and ask Brighton to lower that asking price. It’s a bold move,

Manchester United Baleba we are coming