On dating apps, I always swipe right on girls with face tattoos because I already know they make terrible decisions. Hopefully I can be their next terrible decision.

Fun week! First stop was Cliff Castle Casino in Camp Verde, AZ where I had to deal with this:

This dude’s life is so hard, but also I’m really upset I didn’t get all my steps in today.

This one isn’t for kids. Not that any of the other ones are. #standupcomedy #twist

Always a fun crowd at @jpscomedyclub. Thanks to @chaseharter1 for wearing that, and for being cool and funny. And thanks to that lady for all her Helpful comments. #standupcomedy #funny #comedian #diet #carnivore #cheatday #comedy #instacomedy #funnyreels #funnyvideos #fyp

I know this is controversial, but I’ll say it. I Like Cereal.

Added a line to this joke. #standupcomedy

Arizona Weather is Different.

Only 997,000 to go here!

I’m scared to really do it but I always want to comment “I didn’t know you were left handed” when I see a picture where the person is clearly doing a right handed thing.

Thanks to Frank for putting on such a memorable evening last night. It was the funnest jamboree I’ve ever been a part of! Granted, I think it’s the only jamboree I’ve ever been a part of, but that’s not important. It was great fun! #QFJAM25

Apple made a babel fish. Technology is crazy. #AppleEvent

They don’t kill you because you’re a Nazi, they call you a Nazi so they can kill you.

Ep. 151 of The Truthican w Mike Baldwin Charlie Kirk was murdered for the same reason he was loved, he was waking up America’s Youth and spreading the Love of Jesus. streamyard.com/mbpb8u2dqxk8