Why didn’t they stay at the parents, if the only live round the corner, instead of an effing mouldy cold caravan #GrandDesigns

Great beer! @Purityale

Thank you HighContrast for spending 3306 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share-…

***NEWS NEWS NEWS*** Colmore Row & Waterloo St will be closed for traffic from Monday 12th April for 6 weeks and proprietors will be allowed to put tables and chairs out on the street for food & drink. This, I think, is ColmoreBID pushing hard on what many of us have wanted

Pink has let herself go.

Organisers of the 2012 closing ceremony thank you for ruining what was a great two weeks. #Olympics #fuckinguselesstwunts

@Jonathanmkenny I'm at college and can't see the game. But I feel it was definitely a pen and red card earlier. I'm also gonna miss Mayo...

The Sam Maguire is in place. Donegal and Mayo will soon battle it out to become the GAA Football All-Ireland Champions!

3 - Aston Villa have won just three of their last 17 Premier League home games (W3 D5 L9). Pushovers.

"Anthony G: @Jonathanmkenny there's only one #chocolatebones Mike Bourke"damn straight mofo!

Come on Murray! SPOTY

"Adam Wilbourn: ALERT!!! Today is National Kiss a Ginger Day - Do your part people...we need all the help we can get!!"

Fill your boots @Jonathanmkenny "Jimmy Graham: Today is Kiss A Ginger Day, which means every redheaded person today must be kissed. 😘"

I'm thinking pack my boots and kit for tomorrow just in case #johnterry

#Ramsey scores... tonight is CELEBRITY DEATH-WATCH. Last 4 times he notched, Bin Laden, Gaddafi, S. Jobs & W.Houston copped it that night.

Don't forget guys, this Saturday is a big day for the club. Get your overalls, your paintbrushes, and your tools... fb.me/P2t9p1Aa

Kurtley Beale's wikipedia page took a bit of abuse after the first Test. Since cleaned up, but this is how it looked bit.ly/188Cx5z

This show is hilarious so far.....#50WaysToKillYourMammy