hi ex baby here I actually wanted to be aborted

CIA 🤍 The general conclusion is that boomers kinda just fucking suck

i get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me like sorry ladies i’m not a flower but it’s so sweet that you thought i was hehe

body naturally waking me up at 8 am on a sunday

U win one tournament and josh sends u malware

he likes hitting me with “cuz” ffs

HE FUCKED THE HORSE

I hope they’re really careful if they film any underwater scenes. It would be a shame if Ben drowned.

“wtf is going on the Wicked sets?” ma’am the filming ended two years ago

Me waiting for the kids to get the fuck away from the toys section so i can have a look too

warmup

Bailey what's weird about it. They are either friends or lovers. If they are friends, wonderful! People deserve friends. if they are lovers, wonderful! People deserve lovers. In either case wonderful. And none of our business.

this is the most perfect piece of art ive ever seen

why did apple take my last $15 couldn’t the bitch just wait til i got paid??

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

bf broke into my apartment mid day JUST take a selfie with my cat

what are you doing outside of hueco mundo

This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested