Imagine visiting Auschwitz and making it your priority to take a photo with your ass sticking out on the same tracks that transported millions to their death.

I can't that I bumped into Gary Davies BBC Radio 2 & didn't have my camera on me! Gary if you come out again I'm underneath the third tree on the left!

"You guys work on commission right? Big mistake... huge!" ✌🏻

Who said fruit salad isn’t luxury? #TheApprentice

Vote Labour. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

On this day in 1928, the legendary character actor, voice over artist and musical comedian BERNARD CRIBBINS OBE was born. His career has spanned over 70 years and he is still actively delighting fans with appearances, film and television work. Happy Birthday Bernard.

Just having a cup of coffee in my kate spade new york mug & thinking that the lady in the design looks like Marriann Daisy Edgar-Jones from @NormalPeopleBBC. #beautiful #stylish #classy

I am Jewish I am an Israeli citizen, And I will tell you 100% that Rebecca Long-Bailey is not even close to being Anti-Semitic Infact if anyone is Anti-Semitic its that schmuck Keir Starmer who uses Jews as a political football to sack those on the Left The man is a disgrace

The harshest possible lesson for political leaders the world over: Nature doesn’t care who you are or how many votes you got. The only way to deal with reality is to take advice from experts, think carefullly and make decisions based on evidence rather than ideology.

The classic mistake that boomers make is thinking they've got houses because they worked hard. But millennials know that it doesn't matter how hard they work, THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE.

That the parks even have to put this up is bad enough. That it is so ignored that one of the Regent’s Park staff said they had never known litter like it is even worse. ⁦Boris Johnson⁩ talks of commonsense prevailing. Like so much else he says, it is not in the real world

I live right next to a newly locked-down suburb in Melbourne. I have canceled all plans for my 50th birthday. I’ll lock down again if asked. Why? Cos when I left London in March, the UK had 140 deaths. They now have over 40,000. I’d rather be safe.

Wow. They say they want to see their papers. I’d like to see their diploma.

This plank would have been striding around the Titanic shouting, “I will certainly NOT get into a lifeboat, I am at supper. This is a monstrous imposition.”

I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews

Is 2020 a big stunt by Derren Brown?

Went for my smear test today. The nurse said, "Can you spread your legs?". I said, "I always do!" Then it was over. Don't forget to keep your smear test appointment ladies.

Never has a truer words been spoken!

Watching Fresh Movie Daisy Edgar-Jones for the third night in a row! What an amazing piece of art! Totally original in every way! Brilliantly scripted, directed & acted. Just a fantastic film & will always be in my top ten films list from now on.

Oh no…. I wish you well… If you want to come to another.. It’ll be on me.. tweet me and I’ll sort!!!