I hate when they call people in power our daddies and mummies , ewww the fuck ?

I love the way my ass jiggle when I walk

Religion has successfully convinced Africans that wealth comes from God rather holding the government accountable for their poverty. They just pray vehemently for "God's grace" Una go pray tire!😂

Nigerians can’t come together to agree that a bad thing is bad. A society of scoundrels.

One hill that I am willing to die on is that there’s no political neutrals in Nigeria. There’s no fencist in Nigeria. Everyone is leaning towards a political ideology. So it’s either you’re ashamed of openly supporting them or you’re afraid. You’re not in the middle.

You don't support Tinubu, but all your words of criticism have been directed towards the person that's not the president

If you like call me a mob captain. It is no longer a derogatory term, I'm sorry. It is a status symbol. Again hear it! If Obi isn't front running the coalition, let Bola rule for another 16 years. The social capital of Obidients is FOR Obi. Obi OR NOTHING.

anytime i hang out with my girls, i go home feeling more energetic and motivated to be myself, more than everrr.

Aren’t you tired ?

We’ll follow PO wherever he goes.

My bumbum is too big for all this rubbish

So I would dress up, leave my house, enter car, drive, sit down in "church" to listen to Wike. May God take me the day I do something like this.

I would hate for there to be another lifetime after this one. I hope that when we die, that's it. I don't want to hear anything about an afterlife.

If you’re a woman and you want a career, fine. If you want a husband and babies to nurture instead, also fine. You want both? Fine too. You want neither? Fine! Just make sure YOU are the one choosing.

You are in a very lawless country, try your best to avoid avoidable situations.

im not a “cooking is my passion girlie” it is absolutely a labor of love for me. so if im cooking i care for you bc i usually pretend i cant

I finished a 500-page novel in one sitting but can’t finish a 55-slide PowerPoint. Academic stamina: 0. Plot addiction: 100. Chat……..Am I cooked? 😭

I couldn’t speak for the first 6 years of my life and doctors said it was a permanent condition. I had already gotten used to sign language. One day I was fighting outside with my brother and he punched me in the stomach and I shouted: Tinubu must go! Doctors were in shock.

People are ruining your lives and you're calling them political geniuses. The chains on you are heavy mehn.