We grinded and then he said he wants to show me his brother's sword!

Kids, let's walk at a safe speed around the soda table! Spills mean cleanup, and cleanup means less dancing.

Fergie - London Bridge

Kids, before this next slow song, let's take a moment of silence for our troops in Iraq. The sooner they get Saddam, the sooner they're home with us!

If I dance with you you can't be all weird in Social Studies on Monday

We'll have more cupcakes soon but right now Rice Krispie Treats are 2 for a dollar!

Can I borrow a pillow when we get to your house? Thanks!

When I turn 16 I get my dad's Volvo!

I think you're really pretty in math class.

Listen, I know you're new here, but there's a way we do things at this school.

I just get sad thinking about how tomorrow is Saturday because that's almost Sunday and then the weekend is over before it even started.

I got you a Christmas present. It's dancing with me.

AWWWWWWWW HECK YEAH ALL YOU FLIPPIN CRAZY DANCE FIENDS! Y'ALL WANT ME TO KEEP PUMPIN THIS DOPE MANDY MOORE? I KNOW YOU DO!

Julie. It doesn't count as a slow dance if he didn't put his hands on you.

Umm, this isn't lip gloss. This is Abreva.

I grinded so hard that my dick burns!

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BAND!

I'm teaching sailing this summer.

What? WHAT??? Oh. Yeah. Totally

When I go on vacation, I am getting SO MANY hair wraps.