reasons I’m not panicking: God.

It must have taken a lot of juggling of chromosomes on a plane to create Brooke.

People that drive sports cars and go the exact speed limit make me irrationally angry

I blame hot pockets for the fact that I think everything can be reheated in the microwave in 2 minutes

Whoever is out here trying to cancel jenna marbles I just want to talk

The number of times I’ve replied to myself on an email is astonishing, honestly.

Our hearts are broken and our thoughts are with Chadwick Boseman’s family. Your legacy will live on forever. Rest In Peace.

I hate 2020...#WakandaForever

Is it 90 degrees out? Yes. Is my apartment now fall central? Also yes. Fight me.

Wear a Mask! Lyrics by Noah Lindquist Performed by Noah Lindquist & Ashley Young (ashleyyoung)

This ‘Beauty and the Beast’ parody by @noahlindquist96 tells a tale as old as March 2020: Wear a mask 😷

If anyone needs me I’ll be explaining my children that they don’t have to come into every room with me. Too bad they don’t know English.

Man sometimes it’s just good to be home

We are LIVE: youtube.com/watch?v=JBw3XJ…

From Edmond, OK looking north towards Guthrie about 10 mins ago. Ryan Hall, Y’all NWS Norman

Serious flash flood in Yukon and west OKC Metro with numerous swamped vehicles and drainage systems getting overwhelmed. Any more rain and this could get bad