A wise man once said, “Opinions are like arseholes, in that everyone has one." In this episode, we deliver our opinion on... opinions, from the petty or plain-stupid one-star reviewers to co-workers who feel compelled to share their unsolicited, and usually unconstructive,

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We're back behind the mics this weekend, and we'll be ranting about shit or pointless gadgets. From USB-powered mug warmers to Wi-Fi-enabled toothbrushes, we'd like to know the most useless bit of tech you’ve ever bought or been gifted?

In this episode, we root around the back of the cupboard to unearth pointless or poorly thought-out gadgets. From the steam mop to the Sony Discman, there's an awful lot of rage-worthy tat to cover. Listen via your favoured pod platform or middleraged.uk/episodes/

Just a quick thank you to those of you who've kindly reposted our pinned tweet. Next time you're in a pub, have a drink on us. Obviously, you'll have to buy it yourself, but we'll pay you back in virtual gratitude. 😏

It should be illegal to serve sausages this raw. Vile. 🤮

Do you like polls?

We’ll be back behind the mics this weekend, and to mark episode 30, we’re launching The Middle Raged Manifesto. This is our no-nonsense list of laws we’d pass if anyone were stupid enough to vote us into power.

To mark our thirtieth episode, we are launching The Middle Raged Manifesto - our no-nonsense list of laws we'd pass if anyone were stupid enough to vote us into power. Listen via your usual pod platform, or our website... middleraged.uk/episodes/

And here it is - the Middle Raged Manifesto. #VoteMiddleRaged

Gordon Brown is trending. We don’t know why, but we’ll shoehorn a Stranglers lyric in and pretend we do. #GoldenBrown

I’m increasingly confused with the world … Middle Raged

For Ep. 31, we're going back in time. The Great Nostalgia Lie – We remember things like computer games on cassette, caravan holidays, and the Argos catalogue with misty-eyed fondness… but were they really just a bit shit? Thoughts?

When white goods defy the laws of time - by 117 seconds, to be precise.

We met up at a top-secret location in London yesterday (well, a pub) intent on discussing exciting plans for the podcast. Instead, we had too many beers and moaned about London for several hours. A satisfactory evening.

Bagging your dog's turd and then posting it into a hedge is the passive-aggressive cousin of fly-tipping.

In this episode, we dismantle The Great Nostalgia Lie. From cassette-loaded video games to caravan holidays and the Argos catalogue, were the “good old days” really that good — or just a bit shit? middleraged.uk/episodes/

'For Hair' 🤔 Just incase some idiot bought it to make a vase or a shit ashtray.