Use this video to teach anisocoria you cowards. youtube.com/watch?v=AZKcl4…

“Jobs pending”

HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT THE ISSUE WITH ELECTING THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE COULD BE THE VACCINE

The #SpeakerVote is the best drama on television. You can’t tell that fourth #donalds vote wasn’t the loudest silence in history.

How come no House Republicans are complaining that Hakeem Jeffries got more votes but somehow still lost? Wasn’t that their whole thing for a while?

I need to know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘s real stance on rocks.

I sincerely hope that all the chyron writers at MSNBC are being paid overtime for changing “fourth” to “fifth” to “sixth” on the lower 3rd OTS. #easymoney #getpaid

*reading management textbook* “When an employer does (exactly what most EMS employers do) they cannot expect for any respectable longevity in their field.” *stares into the camera*

The other day I was told "I'm sorry you feel that way" by an administrator when addressing a concern. Here's a good article about why that response is unacceptable and is another example of management gaslighting their staff: psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-me…

1954: Warfarin approved for human use 1 Min later: Doc in ED to trauma patient - "are you on a blood thinner?"

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Sergei Ovechkin doesn’t get a “C” on his sweater like his dad Alex Ovechkin because he hasn’t earned it yet. #NHLAllStarWeekend

Bring back Chara for every hardest shot until someone beats him. NHL

People from New Jersey are successful because the constant, unfathomable chaos of Wawa parking lots prepares us for anything.

Who’s ready for another installment of Emotional Trauma? The Last of Us

Social drink every time someone on the news says “unprecedented” tonight #TrumpIndictment

Film dialogue just isn’t what it used to be.

The color commentator for Carolina Hurricanes chose to wear a crushed red velvet dinner jacket for their broadcast and the play by play guy is absolutely roasting him throughout this game. Best television I’ve ever seen. Give this man an Emmy.

Let’s just all agree that Salma Hayek should get all the awards for S6E1 of Black Mirror

These nurses have been on strike for more than 2 months. #nursesstrike #HealthcareHeroes